Somewhat Unfortunate Mistakes

by Raisintorte

"Major? M-a-j-o-r? MAJOR!"

"What McKay!?!? Kinda busy here, you know, trying to get us out of yet another mess YOU created."

"I resent that Major, I did not create this mess. Yes, I might have possibly acted in a way that may have been a small subpart of one of the many factors that led us to our current situation but I am certainly not responsible for it entirely."

"Right, cause you telling the town leader the only thing smaller than his brain was a certain part of his anatomy, played little or no role in getting us thrown in a deep dark pit, yeah, you just keeping telling yourself that McKay."

"How typical, blame McKay, and completely ignore the fact the only reason I was forced to talk to that goon was because YOU insulted his wife by mistaking her for a man!"

"I don't think it was really that out of line for me to assume a person with a mustache and a beard was a man."

"Okay fine, whatever, let's not argue how we got into this situation, let's find a way out because we have been in this hole for two hours and 43 minutes and I just ate my last powerbar! Unless YOU want to explain to Elizabeth that you were not only responsible for us getting thrown in a hole but you were also responsible for my death you might want to start thinking more and talking less. But then again why should I expect more from the military? I bet your waiting for me –"

"Shut up McKay! I was trying to find a way out of here before you interrupted me, for no apparent reason other than to be annoying!"

"Oh I see. Well then I will just sit over here in my little corner of the PIT YOU GOT US THROWN IN and silently wait to die . . . I mean, wait for the valiant and wonderful Major Sheppard to come up with the final solution that saves the day and gets us out of here."

"Fine. That's it. I'm done, you think you can find a way out of here better than me? Then do it! I'll just sit here in MY corner of the pit *YOU* got us thrown in and wait for the great McKay to save the day because he can't handle the fact that someone else might be able to find a way out of a situation."

"Oh don't go there Major, as between the two of us I am SO not the one with the hero complex. -- "

"Major? McKay? Are you guys down there?"

"Yes – yes! Ford throw down a rope and get us out of here before I kill McKay!"

"On my way Sir!!"

"Oh Thank God! I mean, no offense Major, I know you would eventually have found a way for us to get out of here, but now I know I won't die of shock, unless Ford takes to long , oh good there's the rope"

"Thanks for the vote of confidence McKay, now grab the rope and start climbing, before I DIE of annoyance."

"Right, cause I could cause anyone to -- "

"MCKAY!"