March 30, 2003 -- WHICH erstwhile scion's surprising move to a neighboring town is really a cover for his alternative lifestyle? The hunky heir shocked all when he left Gotham and set up shop in Bludhaven, but is his plebian turn explained by the equally gorgeous diplomat he's been spending quality time with? The two young studs have been seen dining out and then returning to the exile's apartment, only leaving to head off to their respective pursuits of justice. . . WHICH restaurant consultant is seeing less and less of his much-younger wife? They bought a place together on a tropical island, and she prefers to stay there surfing while he's back in the city working . . . WHICH pint-size former sitcom star has such bad medical problems he's never been able to have sex? He explained to one associate he was "a eunuch."