I'm In Love With 'The One'

A Legion Filk By Dannell Lites

OR
Valor's Ode To His Spaceship
By: Dannell Lites
To The Tune Of: "I'm In Love With My Car" by Queen

Oh, "The One" she's a dream

Such a keen machine
With her thrusters a thrustin'
And her hull all agleam

When I'm blastin' through space

All I hear is your gear
When my hand's on your phase gun
Oh it's like a disease son

I'm in love with "The One"

Gotta feel for my cruisermobile
Got a grip on your space bustin' engines
Such a thrill when your ions they squeal

Told Supergirl I'd have to forget her

Rather buy me a new warp drive unit
So she flew off sayin'
This is the end now
Ships don't talk back
They're just four thruster friends now

When I'm blastin through space

All I hear is your gear
When I'm cruisin' in overdrive
Don't have to listen to no LexCorp - Babbage jive

I'm in love with "The One"

Gotta feel for my cruisermobile
I'm in love with "The One"
Fingerless gloves for my spacecruiserlove

The End!